I should have posted this a week ago, because this occurred a week ago, but I am lazy as referenced in my last post. Anyway, so here is the story . . . Friday: Tushar and I are hanging out in Houston. He gets back from work, and says he has to go off shore […]
“A good time to finish up old tasks” which in layman’s terms means “you are lazy”. How did they know?
“No shooting friends, Johnny.” omg! that cracks me up!
so I am finally broke beyond broke, and it sucks. no starbucks lattes for me. just peanut butter and jelly and water. maybe I will lose weight . . . that would be really funny. And then when people ask “have you lost weight? what did you do? you look great!” I can tell them […]
As Dakota grows, I feel it is my duty to keep you abreasted with all the cute things she does: 1. She says “Duct” aka duck, all the time, especially if she sees something yellow. 2. She flips out when she sees you getting juice out of the frig. She loves her juice! 3. Today, […]
so I had this great blog planned about my niece, but I just got some work for the next three days, so I am going to sleep! Anyway, if you think about me in the next three days, say a prayer because I am about to substitute teach for the first time in Oakland! Yep, […]
I experienced my first earthquake the other day! It was so cool, well once it was over and I realized what happened. During it, I was completely freaked out and had no clue what was going on. Anyway, the whole room shook! It was crazy! Emil and Kat said it was the biggest one they […]
Asking a perfectionist to remove the fat from chicken. Unless you want completely fatless chicken twenty years from now.